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missnineties:

‘There’s a code Madeline. You don’t sit in another man’s canoe. Period.’

missnineties:

‘There’s a code Madeline. You don’t sit in another man’s canoe. Period.’

You lied to me. You brought me here under false pretenses. I am now, officially, eating my lunch and drinking my beer in protest.

Sam Axe (via icanrolldownthesestairs)


Client:  You know I can’t pay you guys anything. Unless you can accept free yogurt. Michael: (slow grin) Deal. 
-Burn Notice 5x03 Mind Games

Client:  You know I can’t pay you guys anything. Unless you can accept free yogurt. 
Michael: (slow grin) Deal. 

-Burn Notice 5x03 Mind Games

“Truth is, identity theft isn’t hard. A number and an ID is all you need to drain a bank account and return some money to some very surprised retirees. But why stop there? As long as you’re stealing someone’s identity, why not use it to contact some known terrorist organizations on unsecured phone lines? Why not use it to threaten federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? Most fun I’ve had in Miami.”

- Burn Notice Episode 1.02: Identity

Good thing my liver’s flexible, because a lesser man would be dead.

Sam Axe (via icanrolldownthesestairs)


Fiona: It’s your choice Sam, either I am cousin Kelly, here to take you out to lunch; or I can be your hot… new… flame…Sam: Hehe, yes Cousin Kelly, I would love to get a pastrami on rye with you.
-Burn Notice 5x04 No Good Deed

Fiona: It’s your choice Sam, either I am cousin Kelly, here to take you out to lunch; or I can be your hot… new… flame…
Sam: Hehe, yes Cousin Kelly, I would love to get a pastrami on rye with you.

-Burn Notice 5x04 No Good Deed