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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

This is just a regular beer. It takes the sting off the fact that I’m gonna die. Gotta say that most days, it feels less immediate.

Sam; BURN NOTICE (via exitwordlessly)

SAM: Mike, how bad is it? Is Elsa going to freak out?

MICHAEL: No it looks fine.

SAM: Thank god she didn't hit my chin.

Hey sister, don’t be throwing explosives at me just because you can’t take the cold hard truth.

Sam Axe (via mooneclipser)

Sometimes when you push people past their limits they realize they have no business standing so close to the line.

Sam; BURN NOTICE (via exitwordlessly)

The guy’s a lunatic — tried to play a game of human Frogger & it didn’t quite work out for him. Frogger. It’s a video game from the 80’s…? Nevermind.

Sam; BURN NOTICE (via exitwordlessly)

I’m getting Fi out of there no matter what. Just don’t ever tell her I said that.

sam axe burn notice 3.09 (via devon42)

Sam Axe: Is your stuff handy, because it's time for an emergency trip to Disney World.

Madeline Westen: Disney World? Why in God's name would I want to go to Disney World?

Sam Axe: Because it's a magical kingdom with lots of witnesses and great security.

Breakfast meat is magic

Sam Axe, Burn Notice (via everythingburnnotice)

You picked me ‘cause. I’m the cute one, right? That’s it. Oh, boy. It’s my curse. I’m just too handsome for my own good.

06.04: Under the Gun (via iloveburnnotice)

Sam: You'd do that for my friend?

Mike: I'd do that for you.